8.20.2013

Global Pet Food Customer Appreciation Day

Last Summer our local "Global Pet Food" store invited us to attend their customer appreciation day! 
 Count Von Count, the gourmand, was excited to inspect the food! 

 I was thrilled to test the cat trees!

Vladimir was dying to scent the catnip toy selection!  
 You may have noticed Vladimir's state-of-the-art aerodynamic tail! 

It was partially degloved in a horrific accident with a door, so half had to be amputated. Fortunately, a month later, he was healing well but still had sutures. 

 Our tails are part of our spinal column, so injuries to this appendage can result in paralysis and incontinence. 

Vlad was able to avoid any of those resultants and has developed a new appreciation for the armadillo.

 Here is a fabulous armadillo-like chaise!

 Hey Daddy! Can we purchase this?

 What do you mean I should get down? How else do you propose I inspect the merchandise to present a thorough review?

 Count Von Count tabulating the food inventory. 

Count! Stop putting nose prints on the camera! 

 The Global Pet Food staff set up a cat tree and cat house outside under an umbrella for us!

 There were plenty of chairs so our new fans and the paparazzi could relax!

 Hey! Who is that other gorgeous Sphynx, Count?

 She looks familiar..

 It was Count's sister! CatCouture's Admiral! 

 Smoochies!

 This was the first time they had glimpsed each other since leaving their mother!

 This is our friend CJ! He lives with Admiral.

 The Eukanuba cat tent was very entertaining! We even got to take one home!

Hold on, I think I hear someone at the front door.

 Yes, Hello! You are here for whom?

 Just a moment!

 Count! There is an inquiry at the door for you!

65 bags of dog food and over 20 brands to chose from? Fabulous!

ARRRGH!! Vladimir!!! He dived bombed off the cat tree onto our house! 


 And he does not look the least bit sorry! Fortunately no one was inside or we all could have been CRUSHED!


Well! That is it for our Global Pet Food excursion! We give them 5 meows out of 5. They have an abundance of stock, great prices and treat their customers well! 
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© 2013 Aislynne

6.19.2013

Nearly Naked Outtakes

 With so many Paparazzi taking our photos we have been able to compile a few candid shots! Some you may have seen on my Facebook page, and some....not...


 A delightful closeup of Vampir's nose hairs 

 Moi, in a fancy Toque sent to me by a friend! Perfect for snowboarding!

Cat spill in aisle 3! 

 Vladimir's Superbowl outfit.

 Vampzilla stomping through Halloween town! This is why we can not have nice things!

 A Valentine Selfie to my girlfriend Cookie. 

 Vlad photo-bombing my shoot!

 ARGHH! VLAD!!!!

 Moi, posing with a photo of my girlfriend, Cookie, in the fantastic BOX she sent me!!!! She is a keeper!

 Count Von Count counting the millimeters for Daddy! 

 Daddy's little sparkler....all fizzled out!

 Renfield goes Tarzan! Ahh-ah-aha-haaaa! 

 I go COMMANDO!!

 How many calories in a roadkill Opossum?

 Count Von Ridiculous being eaten by his hammock.

 When are the fireworks going to start???

 Bookends.

 Count Von Count in his Lightening bolt sweater. He can count much faster in it!

 If I could breathe, I would be snoring.

 What kind of nest is this, you ask?

 I do not know, but it is probably large enough to eat me. Cut the shoot!!!

 Yes, those are my back legs behind my front ones. 

 Phhhbbblleeettt!

 Why am I always on the bottom and Vlad, the heaviest, always on top in the cheer-leading pyramid?

 Count Von Patty-Cakes.

 Yes, I stole the George Foreman Grill cleaning sponge! Delicious and low fat!  

 Renfield, mid ear cleaning.

 Renfield, mid.....never mind.

 Moi, outside Stephen King's house!

 Tail-Earring. It is all the rage in Europe.

 Butt-Hat. It is all the rage in Europe.

 Winged Victory....with a head.
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Training for my next 2k Ca-R-Ma marathon! I like to work out to music but my ear buds kept falling out...so Daddy sang for me instead!

Blogging is exhausting! 
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© 2013 Aislynne