I insist on doing my own taxes you know. My deductions are very complex due to my various small businesses and charitable contributions. I tell my people I am not willing to burden them with the magnitude of it all. Between you and I, the truth is I do not trust them to get the math right.
To give you an example of how inept my people are, here is a photo of their latest scheme. Their solution to getting me out of the house for a winter adventure is this preposterous hat! Now I ask you, would you let these obtuse humans do your taxes? I think not.
Some of you sceptics may wonder how a naked cat does his own taxes. The answer is simple really. I do them in the same manner in which a cat with hair would do them!
First I sharpen all my number 2 HB pencils. Then I get all my reciepts sorted and prepare to read the instructions.
What is this gibberish on page two? I can not make sense of it.....wait a second........of course! I do not have my glasses on! No wonder it all looks like Japanese.
Where are my glasses anyway? I knew I should not have taken out my contacts yet.
Ah, here they are. Now, as I was saying......the second step is to make sure you carry the seven....
..and then you divide that by.....Zzzzzz..........zz....eh? Allright, just a quick Cat Nap first....zzzz
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